I hid all my roommates shoes in the bathroom and he had to go to class barefoot so now he’s really angry at me and he says he’s gonna get revenge
this has gone too far
This may be the most frightening thing I’ve ever seen
but there are much worse games to play
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
Peeta Mellark > Abnegation.
The boy never even glanced my way, but I was watching him. Because of the bread, because of the red weal that stood out on his cheekbone. What had she hit him with? […] I stared at the loaves in disbelief. They were fine, perfect really, except for the burned areas. Did he mean for me to have them? He must have.
[…] Why would he have done it? He didn’t even know me. Still, just throwing me the bread was an enormous kindness that would have surely resulted in a beating if discovered. I couldn’t explain his actions.
Happy Holidays from the Catching Fire Cast
Left behind all of my foolish ways.
Caeser Flickerman, the master of ceremony.
Your character and Jennifer’s character get married in this movie: what do you think the toast at the reception would be?
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach